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| "You know Paul, it's not really a party until someone farts in the fire!" Karen LeTendre on a party she and Michelle went to that was a tad ghetto, October 2003 | "If you apply a curve fitting algorithm to the shape of his eyebrow and it approximates either a partial circle or parabola, then he's a fag! Gaydar, Shmaydar... it's all science!" CtBobM, January 2003 |
| "So far today, I have been called Jessie, Jeanie, Betty & Judy. Why is Jetty so hard to say? It isn't Jessie, Jeanie, Betty or Judy and it isn't Jettina either!!" Miss Jetty Staszko on a frustrating day in March 2002 | "There ain't much love to go 'round when most of it is directed inward" Adam Richard, January 16, 2001 |
| "They are called NEWPORT, not SUPPORT!" Marilyn Torres on someone who keeps bumming cigarettes from her. September 2000 | "Eww. No. I'm not going to bring someone back to my place only to say... "let's cuddle next to my O'Sullivan Laminated Simulated Oak Bureau"... J.R. Hartman on pre-fab furniture, June 30th, 2000 |
| "It figures that a cop would know the best way to Dunkin Donuts!" Patrick Barclay's comments after the Manchester Police giving me a hard time on why I took the route to D-D that I did, after they all but accused me of stealing from Morande Lincoln Mercury. July 10, 2000 | "I was going to try and imitate your dance moves, but then I remembered I can't. I have rhythm" - My sister Michelle on my ultra-cool dancing. April 2000 |
| "Paul, there has got to be an easier way to ward of creditors than to have five-fricking minute nasty music message on your machine! So fricking bad!" Jennifer Christinat on my former Yma Sumac outgoing msg. April 2000 | "Jesse Ventura says that religion is for Idiots. So...does this mean that Wrestling is for Geniuses?" Chance November 23rd, 1999 |
| "Chris has to be gay, that is the only logical reason he doesn't call me!" Jennifer Christinat, September 28th, 1999 | "If it wasn't for Venitian Blinds, It'd be Curtains for us all!" Piebald |
| "To Survive you gotta have money. To Live you need a hell of a lot more than just money." CtBobM. January 24, 1997 | "If you're ever down by the river, drop in!" Jennifer Christinat. April 17, 1999 |
| "I only go to your and Brian's web pages if I'm like really bored." My sister on my and Jasperifik's home pages, March 1, 1999 | "They say that Flying is safer than cattle on a barge." Some lady from Texas. Dixie Landings, February 17, 1999 |
| "Grapefruit Juice on this side, Orange Juice on that side." Florida Welcome Center Juice Server Lady, February 14, 1999 | "You don't even understand how depressed I am!! I got dissed by Chad! I mean... he still has scratches on his face from me scraping the bottom of the barrel!" Jennifer Christinat, February 6, 1999 |
| "I never really had any goals, really. It just sorta fell onto my lap, and I produced." Grammy Brown, January 30, 1999 | "Homophobic? Why you gotta talk so crazy, man? I ain't afraida no houses!" Playah Joe, January 1999 |
| "His attitude keeps writing checks that his looks can't cash!" --Scooter Kraft 1997 | "Did you see the new copper roof on the Polish Church?? Holy Shamoley!!" Unknown, Pomfret CT, August 1998 |
| "Continue to insult and belittle them, unrelentingly, in a manner as offensive to them as they are to us. Maybe *then* they will go away" Ct Bob M on Idiotic AOLers, 1997 | "Black Bricks, White Bricks.....We're still all Bricks" Jasperifik on what statement the Bricks of the Goldroc Diner are saying, April 1998 |
| "Keep your friends close, but keep your Enemies even closer." Momma Forbes | "Messages -- FU*K YOU!" Barbie, White Plains, NY, May 23, 1998 |
| "Yes, I'm Fat, but, You're stupid. I can diet ...There's no hope for You." Frlbz, May 1998 | "If we moved to Florida, we could spend a lotta time there, cause.....we'd live there!" Michelle, 1995 |
| "Paul! You know That Guy? He was in That Movie?" Amy Dominski, 1995 | "You can be Young only Once, but, you can be Immature forever." Teexas |
| "If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?" Lily Tomlin | "Friends are enemies who just don't have the guts to kill you." Judy Tenuta |
| "The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them." William Clayton | "I wanted to convey sheer size. And size means stability, luxury... and safety" Titanic |
| "God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world..." John 3:17 "No...he sent me." Me, 1997 <G> | "Eva Peron had a Cadillac......shouldn't you?" Me, 1998 |
| "Well, at least it's not a Mercedes. Choice car of Adolph Hitler, who killed more gay people than AIDS has. The friendly folks at GM invite you to test-drive a new Cadillac Motor Car today... because hey... they haven't tried World Domination or Genocide" My response to Christopher Mientus who was making fun of the Cadillac Evoq. May 9, 2000 | |
